THE PHILADELPHIA TAKISTS ARE HAVING A BIG OLD SAD RIGHT NOW

Sometimes, a hockey team is bad. Really bad. And of course, when this happens, the only people who are really hurt are the piping hot takists.

Take this smorgasbord of misery by the Philadelphia Flyers’ takists. There’s not much to add here, so take this as you will:

(Mason didn’t flub anything on this play, but still, narratives matter)

Please keep the Philadelphia takists in your prayers — their lives of sitting in a climate controlled areas while spitting out takes for six figure salaries are pretty tough.