Randy Miller is no stranger to being featured on the Hot Takery. Usually we write about him because of his ability to dish out piping hot takes. But today, we have a different purpose.
Randy Miller needs an editor.
Now, I don’t fault Randy for not having the time to look over his posts on NJ.com. The people need their takes, and they need them hot. Spending time to look over your writing will undoubtedly cool them down.
But it’s gotten out of hand. I’m starting to believe that Randy has perhaps forgotten how to speak English. Take this, which I tweeted out two days ago:
Randy Miller posted 4 articles today. I found 6 typos. Stunning. pic.twitter.com/8wlBNPQbr2
— The Hot Takery (@hottakery) March 13, 2015
That’s pretty bad. And it’s even worse when you consider that there are actually eight typos in that sample.
I’m concerned for Randy, so today I decided to take a look at everything he wrote on March 18th. According to NJ.com Ol’ Rando filed nine stories that day. I looked over every single one with a fine tooth comb, and the results I found are nothing short of shocking.