PHIL KESSEL IS PROBABLY PISSED THAT HE’S DOING SO WELL

As I write up this piping hot take, the Toronto Maple Leafs are in the midst of totally shellacking the Boston Bruins. And while that might be a good thing in terms of hockey and stuff, Phil Kessel is probably pissed.

Why? Well, leave it to non other than hot takist Mike Brophy to point out exactly why the Leafs star may be a little upset right now:

See, while Phil Kessel may be tearing it up on the ice right now, it means that he might have to, like, talk to some guys with press passes. Talk about bittersweet.

And while you all may be shaking your heads right now, remember that Brophy is making a really good point — Phil Kessel is always a target of hot takists because of his disdain for providing platitudes to beat writers.

Let us all pray that Phil Kessel stops scoring goals, if only for his own sake.

h/t @MathHappens51