JAMES REIMER GETS VASTLY OVERPAID

The Toronto Maple Leafs have just announced that they have extended goalie James Reimer for two years. I know, terrible, right? Of course, all the firemen on Twitter were pretending like this was a good thing. Luckily, Sportsnet’s Damien Cox was right on cue with a piping hot take to remind us all how truly…

LITTLE TIMMY PANACCIO KNOWS A DIRTY HIT WHEN HE SEES IT

Tim Panaccio of Comcast SportsNet is no stranger to dishing out piping hot takes, but it seems he may have outdone himself. It all started when Washington Capitals defenseman Matt Niskanen LITERALLY MURDERED Flyers forward Steve Scott Laughton in their game last Wednesday. Of course, since it’s now the CORSI Hockey League, the Flyers didn’t respond with…

MAPLE LEAFS JOIN CORSI-WRESTLING LEAGUE

Following Randy Carlyle’s departure from Toronto, the analytics crowd has been very eager to see how a coaching change would affect the Maple Leafs ability to control puck possession. The stats crowd has been attentively watching the gamesspreadsheets to see just how great the impact would be under the leadership of Peter Horachek. With Carlyle’s firing solidifying their…