TIM PANACCIO: LET’S TRADE CLAUDE GIROUX

This weekend, Comcast SportsNet’s Tim Panaccio practiced the dark arts of hot takery, suggesting that the Philadelphia Flyers should trade Claude Giroux. In a post on noted piping hot take website HockeyBuzz, Panaccio expressed outrage at the Flyers captain, who was arrested on July 1 for grabbing a cop’s butt (an incident known widely as “buttgate”). Panaccio really made…

JAMES REIMER GETS VASTLY OVERPAID

The Toronto Maple Leafs have just announced that they have extended goalie James Reimer for two years. I know, terrible, right? Of course, all the firemen on Twitter were pretending like this was a good thing. Luckily, Sportsnet’s Damien Cox was right on cue with a piping hot take to remind us all how truly…